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animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

spoken-not-written:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

spoken-not-written:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

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@ 08:37pm
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6,720 notes
@ 08:35pm

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism
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@ 08:34pm
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vent
personal

I feel so fat because all I’ve eat for like three days is matzah and so i was like i’m not gonna drink because it makes me feel more fat but also it makes me not care so i feel like i’m just gonna get drunk tonight and go hard at the gym tomorrow. It’ll help my mood too. 

Disneyyandmore's Screencap/Gif Challenge:

Princes [2/2] - Beast 
17,683 notes
@ 08:27pm
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octoroc:

when guys complain about getting friendzoned

image

primadino-girl:

"do not pity the dead, harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who have been watching How I Met Your Mother for nearly a decade and got a really really shitty excuse of a final episode"

one-last-miracle-sherlock:

jadelinneharley:

fishfornoreason:

dougies-headband:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

i wonder how i look genderbend,short and hot,or average height and hot?

my future husband will just have to deal with being gay for one week a month

DAMN DEAL.
I can already imagine it

*transguys cheering in the distance*

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@ 08:23pm
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self care